Part One can be found here if you care enough!
5:
The Greatest Show
The Greatest Showman soundtrack.
Okay, confession time. I was VERY Late to the Greatest Showman party, had I simply watched the movie earlier I genuinely believe a few more songs from the soundtrack would be in the top 10.
However, I knew I’d love the Greatest Showman and I wanted to keep the songs a secret until I watched the actual movie itself, this being the only song I allowed myself to listen to pre-watch.
It’s just everything you need in an opening musical song really, isn’t it?
The build, the anticipation, the drop, the feel good factor. Extra points because occasionally the song comes on down town, and thus I can make a prick of myself.
Favourite Lyric.
“WEEEEEEE Light it up we won’t come DOWN! And the sun can’t stop us nowwww”
4:
Handclap
Fitz and the tantrums.
WILDCARD ENTRY.
So, again…. Won’t have to go too far back to find this but early last year I watched The Power Rangers movie and LOVED it.
In that movie came the cliché training montage, which was partnered with this song.
As such, it was heavily in my rotation, especially when I quite sadly envisioned my own Fat to slender training montage (Which is still yet to happen….Maybe that’s why it got so heavily played?)
Favourite Lyric
“I can make your hand clap
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP”
(Clapping sound, not some bloke screaming clap)
3
Rap Devil
Machine Gun Kelly.
HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT HERE.
So, of course MGK Beat Eminem in the most played rankings, despite me previously saying I didn’t have a fucking clue who he was.
Now, this song I played just before listening to Killshot to really get the whole back and forth of the rap feud.
However, another confession (A lot in this post, ain’t there?)
I simply liked this one better.
I found it catchier, and whilst I of course liked Killshot I didn’t really understand the disses at MGK because I had no clue who he fucking is.
Whereas I’ve been following Eminem since I was 14, so the shots at him I not only understood but thought were quite good too.
Also, I know the lyrics word for word, which is quite unsettling.
Favourite Lyric.
“Drop an album called kamikaze so that means he kill him, I already fucked one rappers girl this week don’t make me call Kim”
2:
Swish Swish
Katy Perry ft Nicki Minaj
“I need to stop listening to this song because it’s gonna get into the top 10” I think to myself as I put the fucking song on again.
This is the top shame of my year. Not only that I actively liked the song but that it was repeated heavily on my way to and from work.
Fuck it, I liked it. Originally for Nicki’s verse but eventually the entire song…The beat, chorus, and sassy lyrics won me totally over.
Here’s the part I didn’t quite realise though.
I thought the song was a jibe at an ex or some shit like that.
It’s not.
It’s a fucking diss towards Taylor Swift, which to this day I have no clue how to feel about.
Favourite Lyric
“Mirror mirror who’s the fairest bitch in all the land?”
And number one….
To my great shame, and a surprise to absolutely nobody assuming during the summer of 2018 you spent five minutes with me.
1:
Freaky Friday
Chris Brown ft Lil Dicky
Straight off the bat let’s get something clear, here.
I fucking hate Chris Brown and legit cannot wait until he just disappears as a human forever.
With.
That.
Said.
This last year he released a banger, but I’m putting all that down to him Piggy backing off of Lil Dicky.
I happened across the song at pres with a friend.
“Put Chris Brown on” she suggests
“Ew…absolutely not” I reply in disgust, but alas Chris Brown comes on, and I’m immediately bopping my head along to the catchy opening.
Months, nay weeks later I’m screaming in joy when I hear the opening beats, I’m screaming the N word down town, and dancing like an absolute fucking moron.
And that was just down town. Let along all the times I listened to it on the way to work, for pres, at the gym, pretty much every occasion called for Freaky Friday to be played.
My greatest song is also my greatest shame, such is life.
Favourite Lyric.
“Cuz I’m that nigga nigga nigga nigga, I’M THAT NIGGGGGGAAAAAAA”
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And that. Is. THAT. Another year, another top 10 completed. Tune into next year, and probably next blog post for what’s gonna smack my music taste in the head this time around
Peace x